November 9th 2016; Upon news of Donald Trump’s officially reported 2016 presidential win, renowned author, and highly regarded investigative reporter decided to call it quits.
Legendary reporter Bill McMorris, formally a senior staff writer at the Washington Free Beacon, officially resigned on November 9th in order to peruse a career in professional bodybuilding.
In regards to Donald Trump, Bill McMorris was quoted saying, “I really owe it to him, I use to think there was no job as important as reporting the news straight and true to the American people, to allow them to make informed decisions and to point out the corruption and dismay in our politics as soon as it arose, but he alone made me realize that literally any job is more important then that now.”
When questioned by News Escort on why he chose ‘Professional Bodybuilding’ as his new life direction, McMorris responded, “With Trump as president my meaning of life has really been shaken to the core, and since I’m too old to pick up professional baseball… the only thing left in this world seems to be overeating and repetitively picking up heavy objects.”
Bill is now working vigorously with high hopes to winning the 2017 Mr. Olympia Award.
~By Kathy Matthews November 10th 2016 at 4:20pm
Updated December 6th 2016 at 6:11pm